About the Two Retards

This incredible website is written by two of the most astoundingly retarded individuals on the planet. This fact has been proven by multiple scientists, sociologists, philosophers, poets, astronauts, professional athletes, doctors, physicists, etc., who have done extensive research on these two people.

These two idiots are beyond dumb, senseless, wacky, nuts, insane, stupid, brainless, mindless, misinformed, deformed, mentally challenged, autistic, moronic, and are completely and utterly, without a shadow of a doubt, retarded.

Below are pictures of the two retards. Proceed with extreme caution. Seek medical attention immediately if you look at either of their faces for more than 3 seconds. We are not responsible for any injury, disease, or death that may occur. 

William aka Willy G

David aka D-Sizzle